Many of my songs never got past stage three. Here's one of them:
The Fackamilly Sea
Toe,
Tobba Deeba Doba,
Collate a paper for the fetus
Who would read us Theaetetus
By the Bay of Bobba Nooba Nominee.
So,
Winnie was a Greco.
Get some Caesar wit' the feta
'Fore ya mail the lucky letter
Down to Greta on the Fackamilly Sea.
Say,
Gotta add a minus.
Kierkegaardin' from the sinus
With a sack of Saint Aquinas
By the Bay of Bobba Nooba Nominee.
Eat
Zingers for the Zyla.
Hide a Dinger in the collar.
Hear a Haydn, Bach, or Mahler.
Read a Zola for the fate of fugues in me.
On the Fackamilly Sea,
Bobba Nooba Nominee
Fed the bay that writ for me
The lucky letter led alee.
On a boat about to flee
From single soft soliloquy,
I couldn't think or speak to thee
Or even glean from good
That's better put.
And yet, it's meant to be.
--------------Keddiz