Back when Beeb had a kid,
I was better than average.
I was clothes that would fit.
I was an electric bull,
A crook to acquit.
Unaware was there to tease
Back when Beeb had a kid.
Back when Beeb entered in,
Didn't hear when you flipped out,
Couldn't tell where you went.
Maybe you had a Skylark
With a bronze-colored dent.
Not a wrong move could e'er displease
Back when Beeb wanted in.
Little Beeb was turning ten.
I was drinking an ocean
You did lead me to swim.
All of my salty wounds
Were just sinkin' in.
I was slick as a dolphin.
Now it's 2010.
Back when Beeb had a kid.
Our letters were after Z
With love at the end.
You were tough as a Robin Hood
With a forest of grins.
I was never tilling trees
Back when Beeb had a kid.
