Happy Anniversary 2010 (demo)

Happy Anniversary 2010

I have been checking my pockets,

But there's nothing there.

Been talking to Jesus' Treasurer,

(But) he doesn't care.

It's just a thing I'm thinking 'bout.

It is not what I care about.

Happy Anniversary to my only love.

Receipts in my memory box

Of the seedy hotel.

All of your relatives yellin',

"You're going to hell."

And if it's true that you're going there,

Better get 'nother folding chair.

Happy Anniversary to my only love.

Though I must bid you goodnight,

I'll reappear when it's light.

I am the limb during the storm that never fell.

And while I work the graveyard

You'll always hold my punch card.

I may not

Be anybody.

At my every birthday party,

I don't get a thing from anyone....

You be a-sleepin' beside me,

The cat's on your head.

Because of the human condition,

My soul's full of dread.

But it's all just a little thing,

When I'm holdin' my diamond ring.

Happy Anniversary to my only love.